a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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1 + 1 = 3

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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