I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Jews

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Chuck Norris died.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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