This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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