The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

wots brown and smells like shite shite

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this is not a joke

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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