Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Mitt Romney.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Win and Beau have no friends

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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