- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Like this joke, bitch.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

this is not a joke

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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