Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

1 + 1 = 3

knock, knock. come in.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

pineapples

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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