- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Comedy.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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