A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

The WNBA.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Yes.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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