- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What looks like a dick? A penis

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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