Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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The Pope

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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for keeps?

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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