I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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How did th-A fridge.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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