- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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