Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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