Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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I drive a 'rarri

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Anti Joke

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