So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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tea with milk?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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