There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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The Irish man was sober.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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