- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, your face.

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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