There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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