- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

You.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Iggy Azalea

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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