- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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