- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Black people

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

knock knock ... no one was in

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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