What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Woman rights.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How did th-A fridge.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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