So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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The game!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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