Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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