- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You smell like shit

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Gianni

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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