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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Black History Month

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Anti Joke

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