What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Badgers are cool

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Matty B

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

your mother hates you

Thanks

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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