What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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