u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Anti Joke

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