- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

roses are black violets are black im blind

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Dogs

What time is it? Refrigerator

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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