What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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ginger

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Dogs

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Snooki

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