- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A homosexual walks into a church

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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