What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

I saw a shovel once.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

The WNBA.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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