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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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