- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

i dont like chris

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Where do you live? In a house

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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