- Anti Joke

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

If you're reading this, you can read.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.