Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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drake

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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You smell like shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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