- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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