A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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I drive a 'rarri

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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