- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

An asian without a future.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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