Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

whats long and green? weed

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

THE GAME

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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