- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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