How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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drake

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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