What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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split your ass cheek

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Penis.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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