Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Your mom.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Win and Beau have no friends

Mitt Romney.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Wombat monkey juice.

my whole life!

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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