- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

i like turtals and kids

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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