- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Cancer.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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