- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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