i dont like chris

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Where do you live? In a house

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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