- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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