How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Woman rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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