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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

i cant think of one.

Knock knock. Come in.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Women's rights.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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