Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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knock knock come in

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Gay's rights

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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involved parents.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Butt Sex.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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