- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

you and your family will die tonight

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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