- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Bloody kids ...

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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