What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Punch line.

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