What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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