Yes.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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i like turtals and kids

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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