i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

fack me in the ace! CC

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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