How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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