What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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