what's worst than being gay? being black

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Where do you live? In a house

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Well educated black man.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Anti Joke

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