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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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