- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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