- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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