Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Chicken penis.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Samantha

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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