Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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your mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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