Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Soccer...

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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knock, knock come in

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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