Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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